Saturday, February 18, 2006

One Night I Need To Forget/ Forgo/ Forgive ------ things for future times

the Night started with BANG! Yea i got u there. pretty scary, eh. I was called to see if i wanted to go ice skating, witch I, of course, did not. When i arrive at skate rink i payed 5.50 to fall on my ass which is anyone's idea of good time. I was asked what size of skate i would like, to which i replied 11, my shoe size, but to follow my request would be too mundane for the employee so she consequencly issued me a 9 1/2 -alright I will now be looking at these events in retrospect because i have return from a 2 week hiatus from my blog- when i realized her mistake I asked her to correct it and she replied "just try to loosen the laces" SHOT DOWN I did so and was in pain for the rest of the night- no confontation my num 1 policy. after a few laps christian got kicked out for pushing John young to the wery ice beneath our feet( which leads me to the question that movie buffs have asked for an eternity(2001) What Lies Beneath?-) where john cut chirstian's leg w/ the blade of his skate It bled like lance armstrong in the tour de france. i am truely sorry for that last one like I made the WB apologize for Monisha and BET for girlfriends. have you ever seen the movie october sun, yea, me niether Sooooo as of 2 28 06 i have turned in my application and am waiting to hear back from hallmark if I have a job. I dont need hallmark, I just want it; u kno what i mean? its kind of like billy crystal and robert deniro in anyalis this/that was it needed? no (though one might argue)was it wanted? well not really, bad analogy

PS: AppleBees and the infarred possum will clash

Thursday, February 16, 2006

introduction: beginning of nothing

HEY whats going on my first post, for a long time i've been waitng for this moment for a week. u dont even kno man. Alright lets get down to the nitty gritty, what you all been waiting for:(yep I used a colon. u guys kno that band The Used? i cant get into that im in a parenthese, my ADD at work there FOR U!!) my name is not jerry gardener it is Robert James Cozzarelli but call me tito for short. that all im going to tell u bout myself as far as specifics go. FD3, not a chemical symbol but a abrev. see that i abbreviated the word abbrevation. U cant Do it! but back to the topic final destination 3 is the horror/comedy of 06 say roger ebert. I better tell u he did not really say this because i might get hit in head by a google of lawsuits with the force behind it of my punch when Kevin fry steals my fries at ski club. ski club is for another time but i do want to get back to how i said fries and fry in the same sentence w/o an effort like in ms maloney 2nd period spanish 3 class. alright good talk' ill see you out there